B is for beautiful,
which she clearly is,
R is for, um, an awesome trait of hers that starts with “R”,
E is for easy . . . wait, no,
Lemme start over.

There’s an amazing girl,
Her name is Brenna,
Won’t find a cooler chic,
Between here and Vienna.

If I weren’t so hung over
I could express myself better,
With interpretive dance,
And a fancy ass letter.

As it is, she’s stuck,
With this lame ass post,
Written from my bed,
As I moan like a ghost.

But know that I love her,
That ain’t no jest,
Today is her birthday,
And I hope it’s the best!