R__ (from inside the running shower): Mom, my shoulders are too broad!
N__: I know exactly how to make a map!
Erin (from other bathroom): What? I can’t hear you R__! Can it wait?
Me: H__, you’d better be in your pajamas when I find you!
N__: Hey! Mom, I made a dinosaur herd out of silly bands and B__ just ruined it!
B__: Ha ha ha! Ruined it, ruined it.
Me: N__, have you seen H__?
N__: B__’s taunting me!
B__: Maybe H__ is in the shower with R__. That’s where I’m going. [exit]
R__: (Shriek at shower intrusion) MOM!
Erin: What?!?
Me: H__?! Where are you?!
R__: Ahhhhhh! B__! Get out!
N__: (sigh) . . . I made a map.
H__ (from under the bed): Psst! N__, I like your map.