Me: So what are you looking for in your next man?
Divorcing Friend: Hot, smart, funny, emotionally mature, big cock.
Me: I mean what are you looking for in your next non-fictional man.
Me: So what are you looking for in your next man?
Divorcing Friend: Hot, smart, funny, emotionally mature, big cock.
Me: I mean what are you looking for in your next non-fictional man.