Attend father/daughter event and introduce yourself to the man seated next to you at dinner. Ask what he does, and learn that he is a plumber. Ask him serious questions about the plumbing business, only to learn that he was joking, and he is in fact a urologist. Instantly realize that not only is he a urologist, but he is *your* urologist, and that this man has touched your junk, and one time his surgical procedure left you with a temporary but vastly distressing case of swollen, black and blue gorilla balls. Explain that you would have recognized him if his presence had been accompanied by the smell of your own burning flesh. Have him laugh and tell you that “once you turn 50, I’m coming at you with this finger!” Wonder if ether of you will be invited to the next father/daughter event.