Vasectomy thoughts.

As I decommission these testicles, I’d like to thank them for their years of service & the part they played in producing four amazing kids.

I’m supposed to you use this tissue paper “for modesty”? Really? What’s modest about having my dick taped to my belly & my balls shaved?

Whenever someone says “TMI” to me, what I actually hear is “I don’t love you enough to be willing to know stuff about your balls”.

I don’t think I understood correctly – I got the vasectomy but returned home to find that I still have kids.

Who knew that a vasectomy would give me the super human powers of avoiding child care and ordering snacks & drinks to my couch via text?

Time sure does fly when your wife handles everything so you can sit on the couch and ice your junk.