* Dad, you stocked this mini-fridge with nothing but beer. What does that say about your priorities? I mean, there’s not a fridge stocked with milk.

* Uh, yeah there is. It’s called “the fridge”. And, “the other fridge”. 

* Well, not stocked with just milk. 

* Do you want to live on just milk?

* The point is that between your wine chiller and your kegerater and this third beer fridge, it’s like you’re running a bar around here. 

* . . . Siri, remind me to price margarita machines.