No no no. You did not just ask me to read Runny Babbit by Shel Silverstein. I’d rather be poisoned to death by a mime. Choose another . . . Skippyjon Jones? Do you want me in a freaking psyche ward? Seriously kid, I must have missed that one when I took the rest to Half Price Books. Throw that toxin behind your bed and get another . . . Bloom County Penguin Dreams? . . . Where did you . . . where did you find this TREASURE TROVE OF AWESOME??