Open door to men’s room. Encounter half-naked woman who screams in horror. Shut door and stand outside, hyperventilating in horror. Explain what just happened to dude who walks up. He jokes “I hope it wasn’t my wife”. Hear woman shout from inside “it was!” Pray for death. Slink back to table to recount story to the group in an animated way. Have story interrupted by the relevant married couple, who have returned to their table and are sitting right next to us. Pray for more death.