Erin is yet again out of town for three days at another medical conference. Therefore, I am now accepting applications for surrogate wife. Candidates should possess a high tolerance for chaos, be proficient with all manner of girl stuff, and be able to laugh at the same bad jokes repeatedly. Extra consideration will be given to applicants who display a willingness to attend scary movies without leaving me alone in the theater halfway through. Wearers of corduroy pants need not apply.