Against all reason and sound judgment, give your personal cell phone number to a dude you chat with in a bar who seemed friendly, just moved to the area, and claimed to be related to Edgar Alan Poe. Several weeks later, receive phone call from that dude, who passionately details his copious research on ways to “take down” the Fort Worth automated traffic light cameras, and solicits help in appealing his $75 ticket while also “striking a blow for The Constitution and shit”. Grit teeth and force yourself to listen to all 25 minutes of the dude’s rant because you totally deserve this.