No, I’m not ready to order! That’s why I’m standing all the way back here, as far away as I can get, squinting to read the menu and avoiding eye contact with you in a vain effort to prevent you from asking that very question. Now I must choose between the Scylla of a suboptimal lunch and the Charybdis of being seen as indecisive by the denizens of this Panera Bread. Damnit! Fine, I’ll take a turkey avocado BLT with a side of ennui.