Before we begin the hearing, I’d like to point out that I’m easily the best dressed resident of Tarrant County here today to protest his taxes, and that’s got to count for something. Also, I’d like to emphasize that these are not, I repeat NOT fake eyeglasses worn solely to make me look smarter. I mean, what kind of ridiculous person behaves in that manner? Certainly not this taxpayer. Third, I’ve followed your mandatory evidentiary procedures and brought a whopping four copies of my twenty nine page appraisal report for your consideration. While you are reviewing this document, I’d like to point out that the year is 2013, and we are now in the digital age. If we have time, I’d be happy to read this copy of The Lorax aloud to you, because your rules are killing a lot of trees, and truffula trees are what everyone needs. Finally for your consideration, I’ve brought an affidavit from my wife which sets out in detail what a pain in the ass I can be when I don’t get what I want. I’ll close there, but depending on your deliberations and ultimate ruling, I may have some additional observations to share about the coffee in your waiting room.