Me: we need to debrief. 

Erin: can I do it with my eyes closed? You slept all morning while I took the kids to the playground.

Me: I need to know if I said anything outlandish last night.

Erin: don’t you always?

Me: but I feel like I was kinda loud about something. 

Erin: aren’t you always – zzzz

Mike: this is driving me crazy. I was almost standing up in the booth I think. What the Hell was I saying?

Erin: zzzz.

Mike: was I doing an impression, or arguing a point?

Erin: zzzz.

Me: are you awake?

Erin: zzzz.

Me: I’m gonna go get a latte.

Erin: zzzz you have to take your sweatpants off before you leave the house zzzz.