Blowin’ bubbles in the yard, like a wizard,
Poke holes in the lid of a jar for a lizard,
Bicycle lessons using feet as the skids,
Now I’m feeling like I’m raising four kids,
Raising four kids, raising four kids,
Now I’m feeling like I’m raising four kids.

Give you that chocolate milk,
Give you that apple juice,
Mom says you can’t have either but I’ll invent an excuse,
You can drink them in the car unless they drip or they drop,
Cuz Mom lets me drive it on the weekend but that sh*t could just stop.

Hellllll no,
When did you last shower up?
When my boys be around me, they be stinking like a skunk,
Stinking like a skunk, stinking like a skunk,
These filthy little bastards, they be stinking like a skunk.