I’ve been here before, but it’s been several years. I’m sure I’ll pick it back up . . .

Whoa, it is a LOT hotter than I remembered. I probably shouldn’t have worn pants . . .

Your thermostat works, right? . . .

Should we call the fire department? This place could actually be burning . . .

Am I the only endomorph in here? What do you people eat, eucalyptus leaves and salt? . . .

Jesus! If I die right now, at least they won’t have to pay to have me cremated. . .

Sorry I pooped out on you in there trainer lady, it’s just that I hate you.