I will not ruin Erin’s birthday trip by complaining that I still don’t have my luggage. I will not ruin Erin’s birthday trip by complaining that I still don’t have my luggage. I will not ruin – AAAHHHHH!! I’ve been wearing the same outfit for thirty hours! Thirty hot, humid, incredibly sweaty hours! Watch out locals, because there’s a crazy, naked gringo in Villa #2!