Go to bed realizing that you can sleep in because you’re on west coast time. Receive early AM text from family lamenting that the newly acquired puffer fish is dying. Call to explain that puffer fish act like puffer fish. Go back to sleep. Receive text from paternalistic bank about a possible fraud on your account because you used a Phoenix ATM without telling them you’d be in Phoenix. Call them to tell them you’re in Phoenix. Go back to sleep. Receive text from wife with multiple exclamation points ecstatically announcing that Radiolab is coming to town in November. Text her that she’s a nerd. Go back to sleep. Realize that you forgot to pack a belt . . . to wear with your suit . . . to meet the customer and negotiate this contract. Smack face with palm. You packed a pocket square, but not a freaking belt?? Roll out of bed, fully awake, fully embarrassed, and fully prepared to be a pain in the ass to opposing counsel today.