To the hapless NSA clerk who may or may not have been assigned the task of spying on my Facebook page: get a real job dude. Or more to the point, get a job of which you can actually be proud, like Rat Pie Taste Tester or Marketing Demonstrator for a company that manufactures Punch Yourself In The Crotch Machines. It is no doubt obvious that I have nothing to hide, least of all my contempt for you. You’re not protecting America – you’re perverting it.