Erin: I picked up dinner. I got chicken strips and twice baked potatoes –

Me: sweet! This is gonna be awesome!

Erin: – for the kids. I got that dinner for the kids. 

Me: . . . 

Erin: . . .

Me: . . . and we’re eating?

Erin: tomatoes, broccolini, and mashed cauliflower.

Me: . . . I see . . . You know, people think I make these punch lines up.