Sorry Sexy Windbreaker, but some jobs are too big for one garment. We’re in Missouri now – the land of cold weather and colder people. I’m calling in a special ops team led by a cagey veteran known as Impossibly Huge Scarf. You’ll be working with him and the rest of his squad: Surly Hoodie, Puffy Vest, Rugged Man’s Man Coat, Pimp Ass Gloves, and Ranger Smith Hat. At some point you may even meet a pair of thermal underwear with the call sign Viper, but frankly I’m not sure you’re ready for that. Now let’s bring the warm!