Me: Look, you can’t include a quote as part of your email signature block. It’s like typing “lol” or eating Velveeta – maybe okay in the 90s but horrifying today.

Erin: I’m keeping my quote.

Me: If your violation of the most basic rules of decorum does not shame you enough to change by itself, then I will have to take more drastic measures. Prepare for the return of my knee high, wool “Luke Skywalker Socks”. With Crocs. And maybe a do-rag.