One minute on a playground: 

5th grader explaining how swings are a good example of both potential and kinetic energy. 

3rd grader explaining the various features of his cyborg functionality. 

Kindergartener explaining that she is a lost baby deer and how I was looking for a deer to have in my home already so isn’t that convenient?

Pre-schooler explaining how everyone here is “stupee” – which is his and his sister’s codeword for the word “stupid” which Mom and Dad won’t let him use.

Me explaining that: (a) Nerf footballs *do* hurt if chucked into people’s faces, (b) poking people in the belly with a stick is not the best way to administer a cyborg test, (c) coffee breath is better than dragon breath, which is what I breathe if I don’t get coffee, and (d) Sith Lords *can* have baby deer pets as they fight good guy cyborgs while repelling nuclear bomb Nerf footballs and pretending to listen to whatever the Hell their oldest daughter is saying.