Hear your pre-adolescent daughter bully her younger sister about the state of their shared bedroom, causing tears. Thunder onto the scene angrily to wield your hammer of justice. Be cut short in mid-boom by the younger one, who stands protectively in front of her older sister and shouts “Don’t say that! She’s not a bully! She just forgets to say ‘I love you’!” Wilt into nothing and slink from the room to let these two titans resolve things without you.