Wound Care, by Mike: (1) ignore wound, (2) be okay.

Wound Care, by Erin: (1) lecture Mike about proper wound care, (2) dump bottle of hydrogen peroxide on wound, (3) apply hydrogen peroxide to cotton round and use it to wipe wound in the same manner one might use sand paper to strip paint, (4) use Q-tips slathered with antibiotic cream to jab and poke the crap out of the wound, (5) apply and rip bandages off multiple times in a manner calculated to remove the most hair possible, (6) repeat steps 1 through 5 several times per day, (7) refuse to negotiate regarding the need to perform any of steps 1 through 5 several times per day.

Wound Care 2.0, by Mike: don’t tell Erin about any more wounds.