The Tooth Fairy forgot again?? I’m sorry baby. But you know, we can’t be certain what’s going on in his or her life. I mean, he may have just gotten promoted to a new job with global responsibilities, but people are still calling to try to get him to do his old job because they haven’t replaced him yet. And the timing of the two week vacation he’s about to take looks pretty lousy – but back when he was planning it, he couldn’t have known he’d get the new job. Besides, there’s never a good time to take two weeks off, so you just have to do it. And there’s a lot that goes into managing a house of six people and five pets (not counting fish) on regular days, let alone the getting-ready-to-leave-town days. Plus he might have been experimenting with the blender and vodka yesterday afternoon. Also, there was that bottle of wine. Heh. Actually, yesterday was pretty awesome . . . What were we talking about?