The Official Hamilton Mealtime Rules are hereby amended to include the following provision: “Diners shall be prohibited from holding their forks in front of their eyes in such a manner that the tines of the fork partially obstruct their vision (appearing as tiny vertical bars), while simultaneously looking at any other diner and stating or insinuating that the diner they are viewing is “in jail” or otherwise incarcerated. This conduct, and conduct substantially similar to it, shall henceforth be referred to as “Fork Jail”. For the sake of clarity, silently looking at another diner through the tines of one’s fork with a look of pity, sympathy or judgment – emotions one might experience when looking upon a person who suddenly and regrettably finds themselves in jail – shall also be deemed impermissible Fork Jail antics. Anyone failing to heed this prohibition against Fork Jail shall be subject to punishment, including but not limited to losing their fork privileges, losing the food they were eating that may have required a fork, and possibly being placed in Fork Jail themselves.