Will I help you with your Fellowship of The Ring book report and project? Long hath Mike, son of James made ready for this day – though he knew not when or if it would come. And now that the hour is upon him, and the task made plain, neither the will of Morgoth nor the favor of The Valar shall sway him from it! Be not sick of heart that you forestalled your toil on this challenge until the eleventh hour. Dwell not on the fact that such a lapse would normally earn you grievous rebuke. Instead, be ye glad. For verily do I say that this moment has been decades in the coming. So drink it in, for it may be our finest hour! But make haste, and bend your mind and heart to the task. For I have four lunches to pack, and The Daily Show to watch.