And he suffered the little children, and forbade them not to come unto him. And like wolves with a wounded elk, they didst F with him, and also each other. And he threatened not to take them unto this Disney cruise unless they didst cut the shit. And there was great lamentation. And prayed he for patience on the coming flight to Orlando, and also an upgrade, that he might leave his offspring in the care of their able mother whilst he partook of heated nuts, quiet contemplation of a magazine, and blissful tranquility.