Voice-over:

Mike:    To the outside observer, I live the American Dream.

Fade-in on large house with well-maintained lawn. The sprinkler system is running. Camera moves up walk toward front door. The door opens and the camera moves inside to a series of photos on the mantle.

Mike:    I married my college sweetheart.

Camera shows wedding picture.

Mike:    I went to law school.

Camera shows Mike holding diploma, making goofy face.

Mike:    She went to med school.

Camera shows Erin holding diploma, Mike making same goofy face.

Mike:    I passed the Bar exam.

Camera shows picture of Mike drunk, wearing a sombrero and drinking two margaritas.

Mike:    She passed her Board exam.

Camera shows picture of Mike drunk, trying to give Erin a sombrero and Erin refusing.