Quiz: you are on a road trip when you experience a sudden nose bleed. You should: a) tell your mom, who is a bad ass doctor, (b) tell your dad, who is a professional problem solver and maybe a wizard, (c) find a napkin or tissue and take care of it yourself, or (d) say nothing, and repeatedly wipe your nose with your hand, and wipe your hand on the car seat. If you answered a, b, or c, you are not my son.