Is it “starve a fever” or “feed a fever”? Whichever it is, I thought you should know I’ve eaten all our food. Like, ALL THE FOOD. If you were taking a multiple choice test and it asked what kinds of foods are in your pantry, you’d have to check “none of the above” unless one of the choices was “a little bit of Tobasco”. On a left to right continuum from “none” to “some”, we’re Karl Marx. If this were a Hank Williams song . . . wait, is this a Hank Williams song? Anyway, pizza?