Hello, Beards Annonymous? Yeah, I’m having a beardmergency. I shaved it off about an hour ago, and I think my mojo went with it because nobody is flirting with me. Also, my mom likes it and says I look “clean cut” which is the total kiss of death. Is there some kind of wig you could recommend for my face? Or maybe you have a beards protection program where you give me a new identity in another town until my mojo grows back?