Da da dun dun dun,
My leave in conditioner,
Da da dun dun dun,
Taken by the TSA,
Da da dun dun dun,
They took all my Crest,
Da da dun dun dun,
And my Axe Body Spray.

Da da dun dun dun,
Dude gave me some grief,
Da da dun dun dun,
’bout my wooden shoe tree,
Da da dun dun dun,
He laughed at my shirt,
Da da dun dun dun,
And implied I watch Glee.

Da da dun dun dun,
Took off my belt,
Da da dun dun dun,
Held my pants with my hands,
Da da dun dun dun,
But you can’t do that,
Da da dun dun dun,
During the body scan.

Da da dun dun dun,
I stood really still,
Da da dun dun dun,
My pants started falling,
Da da dun dun dun,
Thanked all that is holy,
Da da dun dun dun,
That I wasn’t free balling.

Da da dun dun dun,
Stepped to the side,
Da da dun dun dun,
Waited for my shoes,
Da da dun dun dun,
Then I realized,
Da da dun dun dun,
I got the TSA blues.