Erin: How was your day?

Me: Well, I spent some time trying to write a joke about fighting a unibrow and how you must face the three-headed Cerberus of shaving, plucking or waxing, but I realized I was forcing it, and it’s just not funny, so I gave up and watched CNBC. Then I got a work call – an actual CALL. I mean, who *calls* people? So, I had to scramble off the treadmill and hunt around to find the remote so I could mute the TV. Gawd! So irritating. Then I sent an email or something. Or I meant to send it, but as I’m thinking about it, I could have gotten distracted and maybe didn’t send it after all. Who knows? Anyway, how was your day?

Erin: Ah, you know . . . saved some babies.