Wednesday: Place air mattress next to gymnastics mat on floor of library for children to play. Witness hurricane of joy. Praise self for parenting genius. 

Thursday: Learn of son’s freak air mattress accident that resulted in what your wife believes to be a fractured wrist. Be told you must wait until Saturday for x-ray. Curse self for parenting idiocy.

Saturday: Visit ER. Learn that wrist is merely sprained. Return to whole parenting genius thing.