You’re off getting a better angle to take footage of Jerry Jeff Walker with your phone. And your brother is off in the bathroom. And two drunk Wyoming cowboys see two hotties alone at your table, and approach, and pretend to be so intoxicated that they really just need to sit down. And you return to see one of them falling off his seat – several times in succession. And you’re like “what the?!?” Amd that’s got to be an act, right? And then three of your hot friends/acquaintances arrive. And suddenly these two hapless dipshits find themselves on Planet Awesome out of blind ass luck. And the one in the straw hat is telling jokes about farming, and Colorado vs Wyoming, and how a cow that has given birth to her calf is decaffeinated. And he’s somehow slaying the two nurses that just showed up. And while his humor is not your humor, you begin to give him a grudging respect. Because it takes all kinds. And he’s a fellow American, on this most American of days. And awesome music is happening. And a good hearted woman is still in love with your good timing ass. And everything is beautiful.