Approach airport check-in kiosk and stand behind man who is having challenges operating the device. Wait patiently while the other kiosks process several travelers each. Be nudged by lady behind you, who nods toward him and says “first timers, am I right?”. Be glared at by him, as if you’re the one who said it.
Approach airport Starbucks. Chuckle as you place your admittedly ridiculous coffee order. See barista grimace.
Approach boarding gate. Have hushed cellphone conversation because you hate it when people have non-hushed cellphone conversations. Whisper a statement into the phone that contains the F word at a volume you’re confident nobody can hear. Be wrong, as the woman wearing purple zebra-striped leggings and Ugg boots in front of you whirls and gives you eye daggers.
Wonder if any of these people know that today is Repeal Day, and that because of it, you’ll be able to toast their good health with an adult beverage when you land in San Francisco later today.