Well well well, just the two miscreants I was looking for. I hate to interrupt deviant interspecies romance or . . . whatever it is you’re doing here, but I’ve got a few questions I thought you could answer. A Hoth Snowtrooper went missing a couple of days ago – either of you see anything? No? Well the thing is, that Snowtrooper turned up under the coffee table this morning – only he didn’t have a head! What’s more, he had some curious bite marks up and down his body. You wouldn’t know how he might have gotten those, would you Summer? Hmm? What about you Cromwell? Nothing to say? Huh? Oh, am I boring you? Well maybe it doesn’t matter to you, but a good action figure lost his life today, and I’m not gonna rest until I find his chewer! Now if you suddenly remember anything, you call me. Oh, and let me know if you hear of anybody who might be able to man an AT-AT walker. Hammerhead and Greedo are just making asses of themselves in there.
