Guest list.

* Hey man, Erin and I need to turn in our guest list for that charity event I told you about, so I need to know if you’re going to sit at our table.

* I’m probable, but I can’t give you a definite answer until the eve of the event. Also, I need two spots, because if I do come, I’ll be bringing a hooker.

* . . . You . . . I . . . I’m just gonna assume you’re not coming.