The Road Trip Grievance Committee will come to order. We will skip the minutes and move straight to the report of the Extraverted Drama Queen Subcommittee, which warns that if this trip lasts any longer, all three members of that subcommittee are going to die. By contrast, the three member Introverted Subcommittee has no report, as usual. The Violations Task Force has still not determined who stepped on this hat, or who farted, though there is circumstantial evidence to indicate that it may be the same person. Furthermore, the Chair has been asked to take notice of the fact that Cracker Barrel sucks. With respect to Unfinished Business, no, we are not there yet. Moving on to New Business, no, we are still not there yet.