CV.

Updating my CV to more accurately reflect my experience:

[law firm name deleted], 1999-2004: write absurd, irreverent comedy sketches for firm functions; impersonate the managing partner, my boss, and my other boss at firm cocktail parties; kinda practice law. 

[company name deleted], 2004-2011: write absurd, irreverent comedy columns for the employee newsletter; impersonate the CEO, my boss, and my other boss at company cocktail parties; kinda practice law. 

[other company name deleted], 2011-present: write absurd, irreverent posts for Facebook; impersonate myself at my own cocktail parties; kinda practice law.