How To Put On A Shirt, by me:
Step 1: Put on the shirt.
Step 2: There is no step 2.
How to Put On A Shirt, by my wife:
Step 1: Put on the shirt.
Step 2: Remove the shirt, put on a different shirt.
Step 3: Walk around.
Step 4: Remove 2nd shirt, put on 3rd shirt.
Step 5: Put on a coat over the shirt.
Step 6: Remove coat, put on a sweater over the shirt.
Step 7: Walk around again, mutter to self.
Step 8: Remove sweater and shirt, put on coat without shirt.
Step 9: Remove coat. (Optional: throw coat at husband).
Step 10: Retrieve dress from closet, hold it up to self in mirror.
Step 11: Shove dress back into closet, complain about need for more shoes.
Step 12: Put on the original shirt.