Speeding.

You see officer, my objective is to get these four cranky children from point A to point B in as expeditious a manner as possible without losing my mind. I find traveling at 81 mph to be more in keeping with that objective than whatever speed limit you’re going on about. So chip chop good sir, there’s a Doubletree with a pool in my future – a future you are delaying.

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