Me: hey, look! I just found my long lost sweatpants. It’s so weird, they were on a hanger among all those suits I never wear.
Erin: really? Hunh.
Me: it’s almost . . . it’s almost like someone was hiding them from me.
Erin: . . .
Me: hey, look! I just found my long lost sweatpants. It’s so weird, they were on a hanger among all those suits I never wear.
Erin: really? Hunh.
Me: it’s almost . . . it’s almost like someone was hiding them from me.
Erin: . . .