2013 Resolutions: (1) Be more kind to the horse they rode in on, (2) Wear pants on weekends sometimes, (3) Eat lunches with someone other than CNBC, (4) Put less cream cheese on my tomato, cucumber & cream cheese sandwiches, (5) Laugh more, (6) Complain less, (7) If I do complain, make sure there’s a joke in there somewhere, (8) Tell people that I love them, (9) Tell me that I love me, and (10) Be less of a hard ass about sh*t that doesn’t matter and more of a hard ass about sh*t that does.