Buddy: your tweets and Facebook posts are so freaking annoying.
Me: whu-what? I didn’t think you even checked Facebook.
Buddy: I don’t. My wife reads them aloud every damn night.
Me: . . . I’m totally gonna hit on your wife.
Buddy: your tweets and Facebook posts are so freaking annoying.
Me: whu-what? I didn’t think you even checked Facebook.
Buddy: I don’t. My wife reads them aloud every damn night.
Me: . . . I’m totally gonna hit on your wife.