Look, I asked if there was anything interesting about your day. And with a few exceptions, “interesting” generally means (a) compliments about me, (b) chics that may wanna bang me, (c) chics that may wanna bang you, (d) anything to do with the next installment of A Song Of Ice & Fire, or (e) death by shark bite. “Interesting” does not mean . . . whatever it is you’ve been saying for the past five minutes.