“Similac asked you to be in a formula commercial? That’s absurd! Don’t they know who you are? I mean, you’re a high priestess in the Church of Breastfeeding.”

“Yeah”

“If you were a superhero, you’d be Breastfeeding Babe or Anti-Formula Femme or Donor Milk Dame”

“Um . . .”

“I mean, armed only with your two breasts, you-“

“Okay, don’t finish that sentence.”