There’s a number I don’t recognize that keeps calling me from San Francisco and not leaving a message. I’m in agony. On the one hand, I might actually know and dig this person but just don’t have their digits in my phone. Heck, even if I don’t know them, I’d probably like them simply because they live in San Francisco. On the other hand, I swore I’d tongue kiss The Mouth of Sauron before I’d answer another unknown number. And so, dear friend or awesome stranger, please leave a freaking message and end my pain.