Divorce.

I’ve drafted divorce papers. You can keep the kids, the house, the pets, & the older 2 vehicles (which I’m sure have more sentimental value to you than does the new hybrid). All I want is the Vitamix, the good spatula, and my “nerd stuff.” Oh, and all the money, obviously.

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